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A Bird Around the Neck Is Worth … What?!?!

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money-bag-400301_1280Wow. The Marlins are really stupid.

What part of this movie did they miss?

Alex Rodriguez? Albert Pujols? The Dodgers outfield? CC Sabathia?

Ryan Howard?

Or closer to home for me …

Mike Hampton? Todd Helton? Carlos Gonzalez? Troy Tulowitzki?

An albatross is an albatross is an albatross.

Oh my god. Giancarlo Stanton ain’t gonna cure Ebola, folks. He’s going to hit 35 majestic homers, bat .270 and drive in 90 runs every year. That’s pretty good, but even that is assuming he comes back at his full, sharp, chiseled best from the fastball that broke his face. Twelve years and more than $320 million? About $26 million per year average? For a dozen years!

They can’t be serious. People ...


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